taichi

taichis are the funniest niggas youll ever meet ong

yo i love taichi

by wumple gwaff November 24, 2021

Taichi

A big brain who is very kind and nice. They are good at everything and arent ashamed to tell the world. Makes the occasional weird joke and makes wigs look good. Once you have a friend called taichi never let them go!! Sometimes I wonder how they are still single... 🤔

GOOF

SMARTIE
TALL STRING BEAN

Wait where's taichi?

*looks up*
Giant

by Mdjdifnwmqlwnejw November 25, 2021

tiching

A kid who smokes weed everyday (plays the kazoo), sends porn websites to someone who doesn't even know what that is saying there are "fun games" (playboy), and will kick your soccer ball away.

Tiching ruined my childhood.

by Ponyboy goldyboy July 3, 2016

Taichou

The Japanese word for captain. Captain is a somewhat, high class position given to people. It can also mean a leader of a group or team.

Ichigo: Hey Toshiro, aren't you looking short?

Toshiro: It's Hitsugaya-taichou (Captain Hitsugaya) to you! And don't call me short!

by MageSoren May 21, 2008

Cellphone Tai Chi

A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.

Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.

by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010

keita tachibana

Keita Tachibana is 1/3 of the popular Japanese boyband w-inds. Born 16/18/85, he is most known for his good looks and amazing vocal range. Keita recently debuted solo with a song named Michisirube of which he wrote the lyrics himself. His passions include playing piano & guitar, soccer, singing, eating meat and working out. Keita has said he dislikes slutty girls who wear clothes that reveal all, speed dating and untidiness.

"...and Keita Tachibana was looking all gorgeous and oozing smex at the concert"

by Mrs Tachibana September 22, 2008

tachi

A large, two handed sword similar in style to the katana, but with the hilt and blade curving in different directions. Often used by samurai on horseback.

The samurai cut the stupid fucker's head off with his tachi sword.

by Darin Saine May 22, 2006