Derived from taffaard (Take A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut)

1)An imperative insult
2)One who is a total dickhead/wanker/fuckup (stupid & idiotic doofus)
1): guy A) Fuck off!
guy B) TAFFARD!

2) guy A pushes guy B into mud, LOLs and then guy A trips over his own shoelaces
by AxTng1 February 2, 2004
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See above. Also bears a similarity to the THIEF slang "taffer".
by AxTng1 September 22, 2004
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