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tactacum 

Picketiny mounted flashlight mounted at base of penis while participating in intercourse. Once you are about to ejaculate you pull your penis out and turn on the flashlight laser combo. Point laser at your partners face and turn on the strobe light mode on the flashlight while she is seizing cum on her face.
I didn't tell her while we were having sex but I ended up tactacumming on her.
tactacum by mommybigtits August 30, 2022
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tacticum 

Tacticum, expanded to "Tactical Cum", refers to the action of orgasming prior to attending a social event or situation in order to gain a tactical advantage, such as by feeling less sexually aroused by the opposite (or same) gender, thereby enabling oneself to sustain composure in the presence of provocative behavior.
"Boys, Jess is having a party tomorrow night and there's gonna be a lot of hot chicks." "Nah man, I can't go I've got a girlfriend." "Don't sweat it, just do a tacticum and meet us at 6." "Alright fair enough I'll come."
tacticum by CountryHighway January 10, 2021
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