taco vender

A dirty mexican, preferrably with sexually transmitted diseases, that prostitutes themselves for money.

Jim: Hey man I got crabs from the taco vender on the corner of 4th and 17th!
Nick: Those damn taco venders will get ya!

by Short Arm Bandit April 18, 2005

Taco Vender

A mexican who serves tacos out of a vending cart.

Julio can be seen every day pedaling his taco cart up to the contruction site. Everyone sees Julio, and knows the mexican has arrived with the burrito supremes.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

taco vender

The equivelant of a male having his fly down and 'selling hot dogs', only for a female. She is selling tacos of the pink variety.

God Kim, stop vending tacos.

by Brandon February 18, 2005

tacobender

The employee at Mexican fast-food places (Taco Bell, Red Burrito, etc.) that works 8-hour shifts bending corn tortillas into a taco shape. It is one of the lowest positions available. This job does not pay well.

Not to be confused with a taco bender, which is inviting a bunch of friends over, doing way too many tacos, and waking up with a raging taco hangover.

Tim: "I got that job over at Jack-in-the-Box I was talking about!"
Jim: "Seriously?"
Tim: "Yeah, I nailed the interview! I start tomorrow."
Jim: "What position is it? Assistant Manager? Human Resources guy?"
Tim: "Tacobender!"
Jim: ಠ_ಠ

by srs109 July 31, 2010