tacktease

A friend who repeatedly tells you he will "help you fix that," but never does. Despite scheduling times for return visits, something always happens that prevents progress. Days stretch into weeks. You hire someone else. The next time he returns, he looks at the repair with disbelief and says, "Why did you pay someone to do that? I would have done that for you."

"My friend turned out to be a tacktease. To fix the door I had to hire a real repair service."

tacktease by lethalpopcorn June 6, 2019

Sacktease 

The object of a sack's desire. Cruelly teases the sacks of others until they succumb to blue balls and/or vasocongestion.

I'm tellin ya brah, Bolinda keeps repairing bikes in the nude whenever I'm around, and then gets all offended when I hit on her...what a fehkin sacktease.

Sacktease by Archduke Billiam von Worthington December 10, 2008

Techtease

Teasing computer users and geeks with a brand new technological products, like latest gadgets and gizmos, devices (smartphones, lap-tops, processors... etc), instruments, software updates, new applications etc...

The newly introduced product can be either really cool, creative, and a real addition to the world of technology. Or nothing serious at all, but a successful combined marketing/advertising campaign.

A: I'm techteased by iPhone 4, I really want to buy one!
B: I'm waiting to see if it's really worth it.

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A: Esra'a teases me every time by an update, website design, or a software yet to be released. Oh yeah! I love the technologically-driven Mideast Youth!
B: This is what we call techteasing. Mideast Youth apps are of an unquestionable quality!

Techtease by Ahmed Zidan October 1, 2010

Tacktastic

To be fantastically tacky.

That new Jeff Koons artwork is tacktastic!

Tacktastic by Alice Secret & Rocco Dandy October 28, 2008

Tacotease 

A man who leads a girl on believeing that she will be receving some physical action from the dude only to later realize he's too much of a wuss and can't make a move. Male equivalent of a cocktease.

He keeps texting me like he wants to do something, but once we're alone in a room he clams up like a total Tacotease

Tacotease by Mr. Darcee June 10, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022