tacktease

A friend who repeatedly tells you he will "help you fix that," but never does. Despite scheduling times for return visits, something always happens that prevents progress. Days stretch into weeks. You hire someone else. The next time he returns, he looks at the repair with disbelief and says, "Why did you pay someone to do that? I would have done that for you."
"My friend turned out to be a tacktease. To fix the door I had to hire a real repair service."
by lethalpopcorn June 06, 2019
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Sellgeon

A surgeon who performs unnecessary procedures on patients for profit, injuring patients who did not need treatment.
A man has been caregiver for his wife ever since she was paralyzed by a spinal surgery she didn’t need. The sellgeon laughed when the patient lost their malpractice case.
by lethalpopcorn June 30, 2019
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