tableweed 

After a night of smoking marijuana and probably consuming mass amounts of alcohol at the house, one can wake up and find this amazing, FREE substance in their own living room. Tableweed takes the form of small green morsels of pot, usually scattered around where the blunt(s) were rolled or the bowl(s) was packed. Tableweed is the best hangover cure, period.

Stoner#1: Fuck man we smoked all our pot last night.
Stoner#2: Dude did you check for tableweed?

tableweed by winkler December 9, 2008

tattleware 

Software that reports your internet usage to someone else. (E.g. your boss, your wife, your pastor) See an example at covenanteyes.com.

Vern's wife made him install tattleware after she caught him wanking to hustler.com.

tattleware by Cuervo March 4, 2004

Tabletage 

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

Tabletage by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

Tabzware 

A Well known csgo cheater who is very nice and after seeing this will give me lethality for free ;)

Me: OMG is that famous youtuber tabzware
Marshall: Mazie had fake depressed
Boosey: I am in a domestic relation ship
Tabz: here netsu have life time lethality

Tabzware by James the sexy one not Matt February 24, 2019

Tableface

A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part

"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"

Tableface by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009

tabletard 

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.

Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!

tabletard by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010

tablewhore 

Someone who jumps from table to table in a school cafeteria during lunch. Either they don't really know anyone, or they know a lot of people and want to talk to everyone.

boy: Jenny, why don't you sit here for the whole lunch? you're such a tablewhore.

Jenny: No, I need to go talk to Madison, Carl, and Rachel. I'll see you in bio.

tablewhore by quietgrrlmaya April 22, 2009