table saw

A combination of the terms table, meaning a horizontal plane on which to engage in coitus, and saw, being an acronym for "Short and Wide". The meaning is to engage in sexual intercourse with an obese midget, doing so on a table.

Woah dude, do you hear about Austin doing the table saw?

table saw by GeneralDiabeetus September 18, 2016

Haussmann Table Saw 

A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.

"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"

"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"

"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"

Haussmann Table Saw by Laughingmyarseoff March 10, 2010

Riding the Table Saw 

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

Riding the Table Saw by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

wet tablesaw 

When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.

The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.

wet tablesaw by June May 14, 2015