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Mom won’t let me say it

A nickname given to a mascara by an absolute QUEEEEN
“I’m gonna use the better than mom won’t let me say it today

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you 

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit 

When another 5 year old on xbox tell you they fucked your mom, you respond with this.
5 year old: Omg your so bad I fucked your mom

You: I Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount 

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

Don't tell me tell your mom 

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.
David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.