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M.T.Head Cycles
M.T.Head Cycles by Big Sexy69 February 28, 2011
T-Rex head
When someone’s really aggressive but have nothing to back it up like the noble T-Rex’s stubby arms. Also they might bite you.
T-Rex head by Not Fergal. February 6, 2023
T-Rex head
Oh god the horror, Grace just hit that kids face off when he called her a smellbag. What a T-Rex head.
T-Rex head by Not Fergal. February 6, 2023
can't get my head around
can't get my head around by BrNascimento April 11, 2016
Don't fuck the head
Used when a colleague or friend is being too vocal, obnoxiously loud or just blabbering.
Frequently used to end conversations.
abbr: dfth
Frequently used to end conversations.
abbr: dfth
Mitchell: "You're not gonna believe the machine gun fire I experienced with my poo nuggets this morning. In fact, I was about to stand up and aim, when.."
Srikant: "Dude, don't fuck the head"
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Online usage:
mitch_19_5 says: Wanna know what my rectal exam felt like?
sv3e says: dfth, dude
Srikant: "Dude, don't fuck the head"
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Online usage:
mitch_19_5 says: Wanna know what my rectal exam felt like?
sv3e says: dfth, dude
Don't fuck the head by svee July 15, 2011
I can‘t get my head around you
Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Even though I try
I can‘t get my head around you
Somewhere in the night, there‘s a light
In front of me
Heaven up above, with a shove
Abandons me
And even though I try
I fall in the river of you
You manage to bring me down too
You don‘t want to see
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Even though I try
I can‘t get my head around you
Somewhere in the night, there‘s a light
In front of me
Heaven up above, with a shove
Abandons me
And even though I try
I fall in the river of you
You manage to bring me down too
All your faking
Shows you‘re aching
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Letting you inside isn‘t right
Cause you‘ll mess with me
I never really know
What‘s really going inside you
I can‘t get my head around you
All your feeding
Shows you‘re bleeding
Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
You‘re covering it up, like a cut
With the likes of me
You know I‘ve really tried
I can‘t do anymore about you
The cut‘s getting deeper
The hill‘s getting steeper
I guess I‘ll never know
What‘s really going on inside you
I can‘t get my head around you
Shows you‘re aching
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Letting you inside isn‘t right
Cause you‘ll mess with me
I never really know
What‘s really going inside you
I can‘t get my head around you
All your feeding
Shows you‘re bleeding
Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
You‘re covering it up, like a cut
With the likes of me
You know I‘ve really tried
I can‘t do anymore about you
The cut‘s getting deeper
The hill‘s getting steeper
I guess I‘ll never know
What‘s really going on inside you
I can‘t get my head around you
I can‘t get my head around you by Death Menace May 24, 2022
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Respectfully
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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