t-boner

When you enjoy a good T-bone steak so much, that you actually get an erection

I'm trying to hide my t-boner, because I had steak for lunch

by tirimtimtish March 9, 2009

T-Boner

A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.

Dude! That was close! I got a raging T-Boner

by Beanmoed May 10, 2015

T-Boner

A fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops 'hard wood' or as he might say 'a stiff calzone'. Also one to ramble off such random Italian expressions as "HEY I WAS AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY HAD NO MILK!" AND "FORGET ABOUT IT! AND THEN I WENT HOME". He claims to have proven himself sexually through lasting a solid not one, but TWO hours of 'frombooli fun'. However, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this 'matzebella madness' and claims he 'releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready'.

While our Coach T-Boner monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.

by Nave the Slave October 13, 2006

T-boner

An erect penis that resembles the letter "T"

She sucked my T-boner last night it felt great when I nutted in her mouth. She swallowed the goop, I should've taken a picture of it but she kept sucking my T-boner after the finale.

by meat T-bone stake April 6, 2010

t-boner day

first day of spring which a man gets a t-bone steak and a blow job

march 20 2010 is t-boner day

by bobber69 March 20, 2010

don't get a boner

a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.

Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.

Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.

by EDDIE C. April 4, 2009

boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.

by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008