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black men don't cheat 

The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .
"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"
black men don't cheat by aguzejr December 30, 2017
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Dream didn't cheat 

1. To lie.

2. With-hold, or ignore the truth.
3. Plain stupidity
"Hey everyone! Dream didn't cheat!"
"Hey mom, Dream didn't cheat!"

T. Cheat 

Informal name of Strong Bad's right-hand man "The Cheat" as it appears on his Medallion Gold Plus Membership card
T. Cheat by Andee September 25, 2003

Eating Ain't Cheating 

An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.
Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.
Eating Ain't Cheating by sonuchan92 October 26, 2010

Don't chat the conversation down

The phrase "Don't chat the conversation down again" is a slight variation of the slang phrase to "shut a conversation down." It is a direct request or warning telling you to stop killing the vibe, making things awkward, or abruptly ending the discussion
The phrase "Don't chat the conversation down again" is a slight variation of the slang phrase to "shut a conversation down." It is a direct request or warning telling you to stop killing the vibe, making things awkward, or abruptly ending the discussion
“MOMMY DON’T CHAT THE CONVERSATION Down
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