synoptophobia

The common fear of people with unibrows.

"AAAHHH!!! Get the unibrow away!!!"

"Dude, you're so synoptophobic"

by Briggs May 8, 2005

Scoptophobia

Fear of being seen or stared at. Like a tween ten fold. Highly illogical, can only be subdued with something that covers the eyes.

*Sigh*
1:"What?"
2:"I want to take Beth to the prom with me..."
1:"Why don't you?"
2:"She doesn't like people looking at her."
2:"She has Scoptophobia!"
*Door Closes*
2:"I need someone to talk to me, I have Somniphobia! What if i fall asleep?!"

by Friendly Neighborhood Dictator June 3, 2011