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sympathy pain 

a big pain you have when your spouse is having the same pain at the same time.
OH SHIT!! I'm having a baby!!!

Boyfriend: SO AM I!!!
sympathy pain by Kitty December 26, 2003

Sympathy pain 

When a guy sees or hears of another man taking significant damage to the crotch, and crosses his legs because the mere thought of such pain makes his genitals feel either vulnerable or uncomfortable.
We were watching a horror movie, and when the killer took out a pair of plyers and went for the guy's crotch, every male in the room crossed his legs. We were all feeling sympathy pain for the guy.
Sympathy pain by Timstuff June 13, 2010

Sympathy Pain 

A kind of phantom pain experienced by someone watching a dude getting nailed in the junk.
Hey, what are you doing? And why are your legs crossed like that?
Oh god... That had to hurt...
What had to hurt?
Don't worry about it... It's not something a woman would understand...
What are you talking about?
...sympathy pain....
Sympathy Pain by H4v0k February 6, 2012

sympathy pains 

When someone you love is in pain and you are in pain because you love them so much. In other words, When the person you love..(your sould mate)..Is in pain..and you are in the same type of pain because you have sympathy for them.
My boyfriend and I are sick and having the same symptoms as each other..I think I am having sympathy pains for him.
sympathy pains by Kitty December 26, 2003

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026