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Sword of Omens 

Pop a Viagra, then right before it kicks in, insert your limp dick into your girl's pussy. Shout "Thundercats Ho!" just as you get your boner. Then right before you're about to come, pull out, stick your junk on your girls face, say "Sword of Omens give me sight beyond sight," and then spooge in her eyes. Timing must be impeccable.
"Dude I'm gonna slay that bitch-dragon with my Sword of Omens. Snarf can't watch, though."
Sword of Omens by Slick Mickey April 1, 2009

Sword of Omens 

When a male is standing a female will get on her knees and make a fist to balance his penis straight up and down while laying the balls on top of her fist so they act like the hilt of a sword. When this has been accomplished, she must press her face (eye sockets to nuts) and shout at the top of her lungs, "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."
Girl 1: I tried that new Sword of Omens thing and I could see my house from his bedroom.
Girl 2: Wow, it really does work!
Sword of Omens by Unkle Samm October 7, 2009

Sword of Omens 

the act of ejaculating onto the top of a girl's head like a fountain with your erect penis pressed against the forehead, and a testicle placed over each of her eyes.
dude, this girl is a keeper, last night she gave me a Sword of Omens in a porta-potty at the special olympics!
Sword of Omens by Dr. SftPork October 26, 2008
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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