“Look at that proper swonk bunning on the pavement bench with his swonky crew”
by Natbag January 25, 2020
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Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.
I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.
by Troy Wright September 30, 2007
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verb: the act of swonking
adj: to be a swonker
noun: get off my swonk
Get all yous swonk off me!
by Will December 26, 2003
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A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.
1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.
by Grigg&Kellah February 06, 2014
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Someone acting like a crackhead or they are actually a druggy.Captain_Swonk the OG. Also a dopey person someone who is clueless and is just a dumbass.
by Captain Swonk September 02, 2020
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A rare coloration found in tigers. Sometimes called a golden tiger or a golden tabby, a tiger born with this coloration is officially recognized in the scientific community as a swonk tiger.
Hey dude, did you see that swonk at the zoo?! They just got it last week!
by DiamondDogg September 15, 2019
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The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.
Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!
by HitlerOfGrammar December 06, 2017
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