swollen colon
When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.
swollen colon by sikwill October 20, 2005
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Swollen Colon Throat Coat
After brutally pummeling an anus to produce a feces ridden pink sock you proceed to swallow the shit laden flesh tube until your larynx is engorged with succulent turd tunnel.
Roshan's jugular was so sore after that swollen colon throat coat that Ricola and peppermint tea did nothing to soothe him after that all night pounding in the Castro.
Swollen Colon Throat Coat by Polish Punisher May 7, 2018
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