swivel tits 

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.

"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."

swivel tits by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

Snivel Tits 

A male who mistakes his penis for a vagina, freeloading and attempting to ride anyone in their immediate vicinity around like a proverbial stick horse-expecting them to pay for all their shit and use/mess up/destroy all of their personal belongings- without even bothering to ask permission.

I’m about to make ol Snivel Tits pay up for taking my motorcycle apart when this saw blade turns his into scrap metal for the chop shop.

Snivel Tits by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ January 19, 2020