Switch-It 

A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".

John: "Did you have a date with that girl last night?"
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."

Switch-It by BacchusJT December 14, 2010

switch it up 

When one direction isn't working for you and you need to change the direction you're going, or how you're approaching the situation. It's a statement that things will be different now. Life sucks right now, time to SWITCH IT UP!

Shondo was cranking that handle trying to get the door open and he tired quickly but instead of giving up he shouted "SWITCH IT UP" and switched hands and continued on bravely.

Jen, this websites sucks. I think we need to SWITCH IT UP and be ballers.

switch it up by Skedoozy January 12, 2017

Sit Down, Switch It Off 

Mr Davids ultimate diss

Person 1: *stands up with phone in hand*
Mr David: SIT DOWN, SWITCH IT OFF!!!
Person 1: *melts*

Sit Down, Switch It Off by The All Seeing Mr David March 8, 2019

Sit down, switch it off 

What Mr. David says when ur not reading

Lss kid: *Texting*

Mr David: SIt dOWn, sWItch iT oFF

Lss kid: *Ignores*

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Sit down, switch it off by Heylook March 13, 2019

i could do it switch 

This is a phrase that skaters use when they are jealous of another skater that is able to do the same trick they learned but was able to learn it in a shorter amount of time.

Tracy: ey i could finally backside flip

Ryan: so what, i could do it switch

Milo: dude, stop being a jealous bitch

i could do it switch by Glok June 20, 2008

fuck it switch 

Condition that commonly occurs after the consumption of wine, beer or any other alcoholic beverage causes one to alter their judgment and ignore all inhibitions, responsibilities and rational thinking. Often leads to the use of alcohol and/or illicit substances in extreme excess.

"DUDE!!! I've had like four beers, let's do some COKE!!!! Let's party all night!!!! I totally just 'threw my fuck it switch' because I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

fuck it switch by meagan and abigail January 20, 2008

Stitch it up 

to suck it up and deal with a situation instead of complaining or looking for an excuse.

Quit complain and just stitch it up.

Stitch it up by lojek February 6, 2006