swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.
by Mommy chinked 6000 January 07, 2024
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