swipl

Acronym for Stuff White People Like
A Swipl is a person who un-ironically enjoy liberal-white-American culture while thinking they are enjoying it ironically. Not to be confused with a hipster.

Guy 1: "Wanna go to Starbucks?"
Guy 2: "Nah, place is filled with swipls and oven-middle class."

by Luci3nDM December 31, 2015

Siploh

Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.

Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.

by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

Full swipe

The act of eating a girl out from behind and going up from her clit to asshole in one motion.

She started twitching after I full swiped her

by Theswiper May 6, 2023

Victory Swipe

THe act of wiping your mouth clean after giving great head. (must use back of hand, then shake it off).

Last night I totally did the victory swipe after him finishing in only 5 minutes.

by ecugal13 August 22, 2010

skiplagging

The practice of booking a flight itinerary with a layover, but the layover site is actually the intended destination, rather than the final destination booked in the flight itinerary. Commonly used as a workaround to pay less for airfare.

While technically not illegal, airlines can sniff it out and punish those who do it, with punishments ranging from revoking frequent flyer miles to outright bans from the airline.

Jeremy got banned by Delta when they caught him skiplagging his Newark > Chicago > Seattle flight when he took his trip to Chicago.

by WhyAreYouSoSmelly July 17, 2023

swilling

Drinking a large amount of liquid, at once, or over a period of time.

It was hot as hell yesterday, so we filled a ice chest with Bud Light, dumped in a couple bags of ice and sat under a shady tree...swilling, and telling lies! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 February 13, 2021

Swipe and Pipe

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.

"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."

by jredman April 19, 2017