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Swhap is NOT pronounced like "swap", which is why it is spelled with an "h". Swhap rhymes with words like "slap" and "flap" and should be pronounced like that.
To swhap is to pleasure a woman's vagina, usually in a rubbing motion on her pussy and sometimes, more specifically, her clitoris. This word can be used in tandem with "flap" as swhapping can be done along the flaps of a woman's vagina, more informally known as her pussy lips. It has the added bonus of rhyming with "flap" which makes the term sound borderline outrageous but memorable nonetheless.
dude 1: "yo how'd last night go with that girl?
dude 2: "you wouldnt believe it, she gave so good head I came multiple times and my dick was so worn out I ended up swhapping her kitty the rest of the night!"
swhap by flapswhapper March 23, 2021
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Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.
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shape rotator 

A shape rotator is someone with high visuospatial ability. Contrasts with with wordcel, i.e. someone with high verbal ability.

It's a term based on puzzles used in some IQ tests that require the test-taker to mentally rotate or unfold a shape to see which shape it matches up with.
We let the shape rotator in our family figure out how to fit all the luggage into the trunk.
shape rotator by equationist February 3, 2022
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Cal Shapiro 

Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.
Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.
Cal Shapiro by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013
Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels, fancy pants, sheets made from pubes and tears, & lollipops. Also see
I heard Steven Crowder cucked and turned into a Shapiru, gets Weinsteined at Esptein Island with Joe Rogan.
Shapiru by Holocaustwasalie August 8, 2019

shaphoofoo 

it means whatever the frick you want
you piece of shaphoofoo”- adalyn
shaphoofoo by AdalynMay May 31, 2020

Shapirical 

Adjective: a serious opinion that can't be discerned from parodying, typically from a pseudointellectual.
Ben Shapiro's statement that it's your fault for accepting a low wage job was shapirical.
Shapirical by Tennessee Ton August 26, 2020