sweet j o

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".

I'm going to go have a sweet j o!

by kipsix October 28, 2010

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017

sweet joanne

a female version of teabagging, especially dreaded if the female first coats her undercarriage with a viscous and highly visible substance.

A sweet joanne can be the perfect form of retaliation for a teabagging or mushroom stamp

by [e-mail] November 25, 2006

sweet jonez

its all good or all well

man its all sweet jonez in the home

by Rod pimp c February 1, 2005

Sweet Mary Joseph

A curse phrase, often used to convey shock or horror of a situation. Devised from the term "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" but used more in a "strooth" fashion.

*man walks by who is incredibly attractive*

"Sweet Mary Joseph"

*drops shopping*

by Nottheoneyouthinkitis August 24, 2016

Sweet Georgia John

Based on the precept that even the most mundane of utterances can blow minds with proper timing, the Sweet Georgia John is a sex act wherein at the moment right before your partner begins to climax you make a completely trivial comment. Just as he or she is about to orgasm you say something like "oh, by the way - Tom says hi" or "don't let me forget to take out the recycling." Any statement of relatively very little importance which would generally be voiced only in passing will suffice. Although potentially distracting, the manuever is intended neither to diminish nor enhance the experience of the orgasmee. Rather, its purpose is to render your partner's climax bizarre or surreal in light of your flippant remark while engendering an overall sense of trippiness. When performed by a female it is also known as a Sweet Georgia Jane.

I gave my girlfriend a Sweet Georgia John when I waited until the precise moment just before she started coming to compliment her on the new drapes.

by JCfreely January 8, 2011

sweet talk john doe

To give oral sex to an unknown male, for favors, goods or money.

I need some down, so I'm going to sweet talk John Doe.

by ts daddy 1 November 17, 2010