swedish massage 

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

swedish massage by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

swedish massage 

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

swedish massage by flemming July 16, 2008

swedish massage 

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

swedish massage by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004