swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

swedish massage by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

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swedish massage

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

swedish massage by flemming July 16, 2008

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swedish massage

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

swedish massage by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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