swedish massage 

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

swedish massage by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

swedish massage 

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

swedish massage by flemming July 16, 2008

swedish massage 

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

swedish massage by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004