A person or group of people who dress in a “hipster” more conservative fashion. Often vintage sweaters, who believe they’re better than those who dress less modestly.
Often found virtue signaling while actually doing nothing of value. Enjoy gossip, and have performative conversations about equality while actually treating others as lesser for visual, social or characteristic differences.
Often jealous, egotistical, and mid.
“Yea don’t trust Cindy, she might look like a librarian but she’s really just a sweaterbitch”
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.