sweater bitch 

A person who can hold their own on a skateboard, yet continuously decides to wear a sweatshirt to school on occasion.

"Gosh, my friend Alex is a gnarly shredder...too bad he's a sweater bitch."

sweater bitch by Jake Dubs July 6, 2008

Sweater Bitch

A person or group of people who dress in a “hipster” more conservative fashion. Often vintage sweaters, who believe they’re better than those who dress less modestly.
Often found virtue signaling while actually doing nothing of value. Enjoy gossip, and have performative conversations about equality while actually treating others as lesser for visual, social or characteristic differences.
Often jealous, egotistical, and mid.

“Yea don’t trust Cindy, she might look like a librarian but she’s really just a sweater bitch”

Sweater Bitch by Justacat April 28, 2026

Bitch Sweater 

A sweater with holes cut were the hooker’s titties go.

Johnny: Dangggg she has a bitch sweater!
Pablo: I know!!!! It’s so sexy!!!!

Bitch Sweater by LongDickDaddySlurpThatCoochie October 15, 2019