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Sweatband 

A sweatband is a condom with the top cut off that a man would wear when he is getting with a girl that is hella fine, and rich. If they girl were to look down it would appear to all be there but the only real job it is doing is catching the sweat from the workout. This is done to trap her...
Once i get a chance to get down with her im going to wear a sweatband then that broad is mine
Sweatband by Trojan Daddy December 3, 2010
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Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl 

A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.
She is so chill and down to earth she is like a sweatpants-ponytail girl.

Grey sweatpants

If a guy wears Grey sweatpants you can see his d**k.
Rachel: did you know jake is wearing grey sweatpants?

Sally: Really, omg I want to see!

sweatpantaphobia 

Collin canadian has sweatpantaphobia bc he is scared of sweatpants

Sweatbud 

When you buy weed from a dealer and they just reach in a jar or something with their bare hands and hand it to you with no zip lock or anything. The marijuana gets sweaty from your skin.
"Fuck, Levi gave me 3 grams of sweatbud last night I had to walk around with it in my pocket for like 30 minutes not even a plastic bag, cheap ass."
Sweatbud by Blazer tj June 4, 2015

Sweatbag 

A person who's really a try hard at video games, to the point that they start sweating because of how hard they're trying.
AJsoko really went sweatbag mode that last game, he had 18 kills.
Sweatbag by FilthyCat November 6, 2018

Grey Sweatpants

Grey sweatpants is when a boy where’s grey sweat pants purposely for girls/others to see their pp bulge.
Lacy: Did you see aiden wearing those grey sweatpants!?
Kerry: OMG yes, he did it for us to see!
Grey Sweatpants by LaffeeeTaffeee December 17, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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