swear

(verb) when someone thinks they're SO much better than others; someone who is conceited and vain, and definately wants others to notice.

"that girl so swears on her outfit"
or
"she so swears! look at the way she's walking!"

by phoebe h. November 22, 2005

Swear

cannot really be defined but in terms to understand it can be understood as being dumb, stupid, retarded, saying something that is absurd.

i cant believe you said that, you swear!

by Jackielyn April 14, 2008

Swearing

Making a proclaimation, either verbally or visually (striking a pose).

There she goes again, swearing about how hot she is!

by moklok April 12, 2011

swear

Here are the swears.

1. Fuck
2. Ass
3. Shit
4. Cunt
5. Bitch
6. Bastard
7. Hell
8. Dick
9. Crap
10. Damn
11. Hor

All 11 swears

1. Fuck you, fucker.

2. That was a fine ass, yo.

3. Aww, I just took a huge shit.

4. I fucked that cunt up nice.

5. The bitch was so damn fine.

6. That bastard, he'll never fuck women again.

7. Damn you to hell!

9. You sir, are a dick.

10. Damn, you fuck fine.

11. That dirty hor left me without fucking me.

All swears.

by Alhoon April 2, 2006

Swearing

“To swear” or “be swearing” in general is to be certain you are the shit, that nigga, or best thing since sliced bread. As an art, swearing is seen everyday in people’s actions. To also swear is to be a misogynistic, double standardized, comedic, narcissistic, conceited, borderline insane, sigma male (or female) with a grindset like no other 🤫. Swearing in the wrong hands can be dangerous as when false sigma males (or females) think they are the shit, in reality it’s just cringe 🤚🏽😼💯. Swearing is also seen through representation of emojis. For example: “🤫” is the most used emoji for swearing as it shows a type of “idgaf”, “don’t worry about it”, “stfu”, etc, kind of alphatude.

Swearing is also subjective so if niggas dead don’t fuck with you, then you will be labeled a dickrider that swears (false swearing) and guess what, you can’t do anything about it. Why ?cause I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

“Nah nigga when I touchdown in the city it’s straight swearing from then on, especially in front of the bitches 😤💯🤫”

“I’m really sum oldhead fly nigga that swears, baby u could NEVER handle this 🤚🏽😎”

(When you spot a false swearer)
Finesse: “Nigga, did you see that 😂🤫 ? ”
Bvndemic: “That nigga swears bro, he’s so ass.”

by Finesse ♠️ January 6, 2022

swear bear

A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.

Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".

Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.

by El Joto del apartamento 512 March 24, 2021

Elder Swear

The biggest, most awesomely long and complicated wizarding swear word to ever exist, found in the video 'Wizard Swears' by the Potter Puppet Pals.

Potter Puppet Pal Fan 1: Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dinomite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!!!!

Potter Puppet Fan 2: I can't believe you just used the Elder Swear on me!!!

by SeazTheDay March 31, 2010