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swear bear 

A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.

Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".
Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.
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swear bear 

A phrase used to make a promise.
You can't lie on a swear bear
Jack: Dude, I just boned Megan Fox.
Austin: Really?!
Jack: Swear bear.
Austin: Holy Sht.
swear bear by GetWizzled January 8, 2012

shear bear 

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine
That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear
shear bear by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017

Swear Bears 

The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD
Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!
Swear Bears by Dirge February 1, 2005

SwearBear 

A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.
My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.

spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.
"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".