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Cock Swap 

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In the event of a cock block where one male cock blocks another male, the blocking male may attempt to steal the opposing male's target and swap the blocked cock with his.
This is usually done out of spite of the blocked male.
Charlie: I totally cock blocked Michael the other day.

Kevin: You should have gone further and cock swapped him.

Charlie: Yeah I should have.......... And... I SHALL!
Cock Swap by lazersintime January 12, 2011
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Cock Swap 

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Cock swap is when one party cock blocks, only to replace said lost cock with an alternative one.
Gay guy A is about to hook up with gay guy B, when gay guy C cock swaps causing guy B to leave.
Cock Swap by Gay Guy A January 17, 2009
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Cock Swap 

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When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.
Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.
Cock Swap by spunkjordan June 4, 2016
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cock swap 

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The act of cumming in someones mouth then spitting it onto someone elses cock
Josh: Yo Tim wanna cock swap with Amelia
Tim: Sure
cock swap by HandyMan12388 May 16, 2018
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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