-verb
To be of witness to the attestation of a
male or
female's swagger. Most often, the
person just knows that he or she has been swaggified.
Kim:
Dad, I can't believe you're alive!
President Palmer: Jack, thank you again for saving the world. I will swaggify you, even though you have undoubtedly been swaggified at birth.
Jack Bauer: I know, Mr. President. I know.
Kim: Swaggified?
President Palmer: Swaggified!
Jack Bauer: Swaggified.