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Swampon
A swamp, a swamp of tampons usually due to an influx of women who use only one bathroom whereby constant inundation and carelessness overwhelmes the toilets and trash capacities.
Custodian: Damn. I call off one day and find a swampon going on in the ladies room?
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?
Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.
Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?
Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.
Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.
Swampon by saint scams July 19, 2012
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Whats swappin by Michaeldeeznuts August 17, 2019
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Swappin Gravy by Jtriz1111 December 30, 2011
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