Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
As if the vinyl seat and the lie detector hooked to my arm weren't cause enough for swampnuts, the detective also closed all the windows and brought in a space heater.