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One who has no hobbies, spends their spare time staring at small children play out their window, and eating their own excrement.
Hey, you see that girl accross the street? Her name is Keri, she's been staring out that window for hours watching Johnny. She's the biggest swal I've ever seen!
Swal by LuLu1997 October 7, 2011
Related Words
Swalls • swallow • swale • swalk • swalla • swallower • swalib • swalty • Swal • Swalker
Graduate Student With Athletic Laurels.
Former college athlete, now a graduate student, not ready to be a NARP
These puny freshman think I'm and NARP when actually I was a double sport NCAA honors student. I'm not a NARP I'm a G-SWAL
G-SWAL by GSWAL Tigerg August 12, 2016

Suck Suck Swallow

(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.

*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*
Her mouth felt amazing on my dick when we played Suck Suck Swallow last night!
Suck Suck Swallow by Mickey12x8 January 28, 2021

hard pill to swallow 

something that is so hard to accept.
That my own son could have done something so horrible is a hard pill to swallow.
Usage notesedit
hard pill to swallow by kinginamo October 6, 2016

swallage capacity 

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015

swallatio 

When you get a blow job and the chick swallows your load.
I had been taking ginseng and wheatgrass every day for the last month to increase my load size. Once the bitch went down on my cock, I knew I was in for some good fucking swallatio. I blew a huge load and she swallowed it all! That whore! SBT took it all!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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