One who has no hobbies, spends their spare time staring at small children play out their window, and eating their own excrement.
Hey, you see that girl accross the street? Her name is Keri, she's been staring out that window for hours watching Johnny. She's the biggest swal I've ever seen!
by LuLu1997 October 7, 2011
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Former college athlete, now a graduate student, not ready to be a NARP
Former college athlete, now a graduate student, not ready to be a NARP
These puny freshman think I'm and NARP when actually I was a double sport NCAA honors student. I'm not a NARP I'm a G-SWAL
by GSWAL Tigerg August 12, 2016
Get the G-SWAL mug.(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.
*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*
*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*
by Mickey12x8 January 28, 2021
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Get the hard pill to swallow mug.A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015
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