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swag storm 

having so much swag that it causes large amounts of precipitation and strong winds of swag.
my swag storm shuts down airports, bitches.
swag storm by swagstormkev October 26, 2012
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Swagutory Rape 

When a male uses his swag (which is never anything special or abnormally impressive for a guy his age: minimum wage job, beat up car from the mid 90's, clothes he bought at a discount price from the Hot Topic he works at) to attract underage girls who are not used to boys their age having such things. He does this out of desperation; ladies his age find his advances hilarious and sad.

He will often and mainly use Facebook, Twitter, or any form of social networking where young and impressionable minors are prominent. He will also target girls who are a bit out of date and or cliche; scene girls and leftover Myspace whores are always messaged first.
Creeper 1: Yeah man, you didn't hear? He took TWO fifteen year olds to the movies at the same time. That's pretty pimp of him.

Creeper 2: Wow, that's pimp of him. They must be impressed by his discount Louis V gear. Definitely a case of Swagutory Rape going on there.
Swagutory Rape by K. Cobra November 8, 2011

Swagstop 

(v):

when one is walking and stops in a halt to assess his or her swag and then proceeds with confidence that his or her swagger is still in tact.
"Yo, this girl was checkin' me out when i swagstopped on my way to class".

*stops*
"damn man, what was that about?"
*nothin' man, i was just swagstoppin'."
Swagstop by rezaology October 23, 2010
To phail at failing... Usually an epic failure at attempting to impress other people.
"Dude, that guy just got sligstormed!"
"He's pulling another sligstorm..."
sligstorm by Haxalot88 April 13, 2008
An individual who possesses tremendous Swag. Usually more so than a person wit normal swag.
Yo son u see dat kid wit da Blue Jays fitted ? He a swagstar !
Swagstar by Swagstar April 20, 2009
1 - To make up unsound fabrications to get public attention.
2 - To commonly mass spread plaglarism and claim author to things that aren't yours.
"That kid just stole my homework and put his name on it! What a sligstorm!"
sligstorm by Forrrest April 14, 2008