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swagometer 

A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.
Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000
swagometer by God Damn It June 23, 2014

swaggometric pressure 

swaggometric pressure - The measurement of swagga recorded by a swaggometer. A measurement of sexy or coolness of an individual that puts pressure on the nerves of an onlooking hater.
"Man the swaggometric pressure in the club last night was high, fools were jocking my style like back on Jupiter"
swaggometric pressure by deeznuttas September 27, 2011

swagnominal 

When something or someone is so F**KING swaggy that they go past swagtastic and reach the 2nd highest level of swagger, Swagnominal. You cant beat Swagnominal except with Swaggerlifical.
example:
"Hey man I just had a threeway, and i got both girls off in under 30 minutes!" said CJ
"Oh man, that is so f**king swagnominal!" Nick replied.
swagnominal by CJSwagger March 30, 2015

Swagsome 

When something is both awesome and swag
"Yooo that fit making you look swagsome homie!"
Swagsome by wuagh May 28, 2020

swagomatic 

The hat Tom is wearing is quite swagomatic.
swagomatic by dbouher November 30, 2011

swagbomb 

1.) a way to end a conversation
similar to "cool" or "okay"

2.) awesome, cool, legit,
1.) -Will You be there tonight?
-yes
-swagbomb

2.) Dude, you're so swagbomb.
swagbomb by zbomb clark October 14, 2016