A swandog is widely regarded as a mythical creature. The Ancient Greeks believed him to be the greatest salad tosser of all time. However legend has it that he stalks his prey uttering the sound "gary, gary, gary" in a snarling voice.

Nothing like a Swandog to reach the deepest recesses pf your ass!

I was an anal virgin, till i met SWANDOG!

Swandog by SpunkyMcNugget May 22, 2004

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Swandog

The healthest kid alive. One who works all the time and doesn't eat anything thats not green. Favorite beverage is water.

Plays more than one sport...soccer and basketball...good at both.

Can be a smart ass if one wants to.

Also known as samsonite.

Can turn on the pimp juice at any given point.

Docta eat some real food don't be like swandog.

Swandog by Jarrod W February 29, 2004

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swagdouchery

A douchebag trait where one supports the Swagway trend, but is a full blown douchebag as well.

"Goddammit! Jason, is flaunting his money and his swagdouchery!"

swagdouchery by UrFekBoi October 7, 2016

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swagdope

When someone is swagdope, they're always very cool, and has just done something, to impress a larger crowd of other swagdope people.
Swagdope is something that you can be, but also is something that something can be.

Wow, he is very swagdope! Yeah, he really is!

Oh look, he just did something that made him very swagdope!

swagdope by Litpersonyagetme? September 25, 2017

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