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swag kid 

A classification of person (usually white or somewhat hispanic) indicated by fondness of snapbacks, Diamond Supply Co, aztec print shirts, Mac Miller, longboarding, energy drinks, and non-ironic usage of the word swag. Essentially a ghetto hipster or a hipster gangster. Distinct from sk8ers in music taste as well as actually ability to sk8.
"Is that a wigger or a hipster?"
"Neither. It's a swag kid."

"Is macklemore a hipster?"
"Nah man. He's a swag kid if I've ever seen one."

"What ever happened to sk8er kids?"
"They were replaced by swag kids."
swag kid by theanus May 20, 2014
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Kid Swag 

Cocky ass fake rapper/singer that mimics drake and lil Wayne with his annoying ass voice. It's sounds like he's coughing on a dick. No real talent! It's the same shit over and over. These so called rappers using autotunes and every song is about money, clothes, and bitches. Fuck him and the new boyz too. Give more credit to nas, papoose, Lauren hill, floetry. That's real talent.
Kid swag is a fag
Kid Swag by arealzniggaxxxx June 14, 2010
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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016