Surprise Adoption
Surprise Adoption by Bexxe October 1, 2010
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Suprise Adoption
1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?
Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?
Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
Suprise Adoption by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019
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Surprize Adoption
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Surprize Adoption by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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jerb
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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