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Kinetic by AmberGurrrrrs December 1, 2014
That dude you see on online games that talks about pie, radiohead, and likes to use words like ass prick, and gomer.
Kinetic called him a gomer, while eating a pie, and listening to Radiohead.
kinetic by Xeno Kinetic October 14, 2003
A generally older male, infirmed and wheelchair bound, who requires physical aids in order to urinate and defecate. Often tenderly cared for by another person referred to as "maverick".
Please don't tell me I look like kinetic.
kinetic by Anonymous April 16, 2003
A very very sexy man everyone likes him and wants to kiss him
I want to kiss Kinetic on the mouth
Kinetic by Kineticcc May 28, 2021
The word used to describe someone who can’t sit through a movie without rearranging furniture, tapping their foot like a caffeinated woodpecker, and fidgeting with their phone.
Let me tell you about our friend… he’s the epitome of a kinetic person. Imagine a caffeinated squirrel on a double espresso binge, ricocheting off walls, ceilings, and unsuspecting pedestrians. Their perpetual motion is a symphony of chaos, a ballet of flailing limbs, and a testament to the human capacity for absurdity. Oh and their kryptonite is a good ole rabbit hole.
Kinetic by That MotherF*cker April 23, 2024