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Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.
That guy is such a sploser.
sploser by MoonKnight December 4, 2002
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subloser 

sub(less than)-loser(someone that isn't cool)

calling someone a subloser can be bad or good. a "is the glass half empty or half full?" kind of word. being less than a loser could mean you really suck. but if you have less 'loser' in you than a 'loser', then wouldn't that make you a winner?
(glass is half empty)
"he didn't even finish the race, what a subloser!"

(glass is half full)
bully: "loser"
nerd: *holds up report card* "actually, i am a subloser."
bully: "what the hell does that even mean?"
nerd: *walks away smiling*
subloser by bobby orlando May 7, 2018
A common name used for people that are both spastic and a loser. Usually refered to people called Steff.
Person: So did you hear that Steff is really amazingly talented.
Other Person: Who's Steff?
Person: The sploser...
Other person: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Typically a person who has an unhealthy obsession with spongebob. This portmanteau combines spongebob and loser to let people know this person is not only a loser, but one who indulges in spongebob
Kiley is such a sploser man
sploser by MeganMarklesLeftNut August 4, 2022

Super Sploders 

A Super Sploder is the act of screaming at a random victim, striping them naked and shoving the victims shoe into the asshole. If successful the victim will bleed from every hole in their body.
John: Hey Billy wanna go see the new movie tonight?
Billy: Sorry man, I'm giving out some Super Sploders behind the bleachers tonight.
Super Sploders by Pudding9759 September 19, 2017