super simp 

An extreme simp. Usually a simp that can't get the picture. He's usually played by women, spending all of his money and time trying to impress girls, but never gets a quality woman. This simp is usually submissive and spends time on facebook trying to message women and write status's that make him look like a good man. He is known to cock block others and tries his best to "save a hoe"

"Man, did you read that guys status on Facebook? that guy is a super simp"

super simp by streetscience August 8, 2014

Super Simp 

A man who has gone far beyond being a simp and has become far worse

Someone who is so taken over by the constant need for Pussy or girls that it’s the only thing they talk about
Super Simps spend most of there time talking to girls nonstop but failing to even get anything at all

They will do anything if they think it will get them some action with a girl they will white knight, make multiple accounts to beg to be unblocked, and even pay females for a little love

Super Simps are the lowest class of simps

“I caught jamel being a super simp I heard he was paying for premium snapchats and making multiple accounts begging girls to unblock him”

Super Simp by Not Dylan rooberts January 28, 2020

Super Simp September 

A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.

-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!

Super Simp September by Screw_JayDuck September 18, 2020

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY 

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

Super sayian simp 

A super sayian simp is a man wich is in his 50’s and is Stalking and Simping a girl who is under the age of 24. The man tries to impress and buy expensive things for the main target ( the girl ) and waits everyday looking at snap map, stalking the poor female target and waits for her to get out of the house and starts following her around. When he finds her he asks her if she wants to go shopping and buys her Louie Vutton, Gucci, Prada and Chanel, after the shopping if she says “Thanks Bro” then the Simps dick disappears and his balls and he becomes The Super Sayian Simp, never being able to get a girl or have sex.....

Dad, he’s been following me and buying super expensive things for me but I don’t like him, I think he’s a Super Sayian Simp...

Super sayian simp by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! July 3, 2020

Super Simptember 

Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.

John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."

Super Simptember by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020

Superimportant 

Something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender!!!! Give me drink!!! I dropped my last one on the floor!!!"

Bartender: "No. You've had enough to drink already."

Drunk: "Oaaaaaaa f**king bitch!!!!"

(...5 minutes later...)

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender! Give me drink! Its SUPERIMPORTANT!!!!!"

Superimportant by quonerkz January 7, 2010