Sunday Monday 

Decoy word used to indicate ure wanking off.

Sunday Monday on a tuesday is fun.

Sunday Monday by Don12456 February 11, 2010

Sunday Monday 

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

Sunday Monday by 5689 September 9, 2012

Sunday-Monday Jet Lag 

When you stay up till 2 am and wake up at noon during the weekend and on sunday night you can't fall asleep till 2 because you're used to going to bed at 2 and then you wake up for school on monday with 6 hours of sleep and you're tired as shit.

Man: dude, I'm so effin' tired! I hate mondays!
Dude: Man, you got some Sunday-Monday Jet Lag

Sunday-Monday Jet Lag by Tiredmaninboringtown December 7, 2010

what wins on sunday sells on monday 

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

what wins on sunday sells on monday by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

sunday is longer than monday 

your innerwear is showing/peeping out of your outerwear. It's a sentence in itself, sometimes used as a heads up to alert the concerned person. Sometimes it's used to make fun of a person wearing so.

Hey Rick! Sunday is longer than Monday!

sunday is longer than monday by realshadyisfat June 16, 2018

sunday mondays 

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often

kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.

sunday mondays by airfives February 15, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020