Guy 1: Hey, man. How's your Saturday?
Guy 2: Pretty solid. Looking forward to my Sundaily nap tomorrow.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, every Sunday I need a nap to recover from the week.
Guy 1: Oh, sweet. I took my Saturdaily nap today. Same kinda thing...
The divorced or separated fathers that only get to spend time with their children on a Sunday.
The children are usually taken to places where they can run wild and be fed huge amounts of sugar.
Popular activities include visits to The Zoo, Cinema, Bowling Alley, Watching dad cry his heart out on a park bench.
The fathers spend the time trying to avoid asking how their mothers current lover is settling in.
Sundad Sundays are often finished by the ancient ritual of sitting in a McDonald's with all the other Sundads as Happy Meals are distributed liberally.
Stuffing raisins into your partner’s ass hole and sucking them out aggressively until you start choking; your partner jerks you off til you cum and then resuscitates you
Damn I almost died during that sunmaid snorkel but the intensity of the nut I busted was worth it
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.