Sulphagne is produced by mixing iron rich
champagne with a small quantity of sulphur. The proper ratio for the reaction is 17 bottlesworth of
champagne to 1 heaping teaspoon of sulphur. It should be noted to get better quality
champagne because there is no hiding quality. Once ingested it has the peculiar effect of producing vaporizing lasers from the eyes of a subject when he/she focuses on any object. This is commonly observed in the waste disposal industry as the most simple way of dealing with waste.