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Self talk, that is, talk with yourself.
Suitalkers are happy persons.
suitalk by Maruti R.M March 29, 2018
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Shitalking 

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.
Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!
Shitalking by iChantz January 11, 2009

shitalkumar 

1. former indian domino's manager, sometimes a little pedoish
2. can be used to replace any swear word
maybee dwellvee dirteen yearrs olt
bloody shitalkumar man, this is so hot!
shitalkumar by skittlepatle November 8, 2022
When a person drinks too much and his mouth starts to over load his ass.
Don't shitalk me and there won't be none.
shitalk by Elifgrot June 12, 2018
noun- person who talks shit, usually to impress anybody unfortunate enough to be listening
When you tell me how awesome you are, I know you're a shitalker
shitalker by Shitalker July 25, 2008

shitalkery 

“The shitalkery that came outta that niggas mouth was MINT!”

“Does your asstalkery back up your shitalkery!?”
shitalkery by Haasitto March 15, 2021

Shitalkie 

another common name for a piece of shit or shitters.
u fucking shitalkie
Anthony ur a fucking shitalkie
Daniel is a piece of shitalkie
Shitalkie by Blue boobie November 14, 2003
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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