suicide wank 

When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!

suicide wank by Shane Hassett January 13, 2008

Suicide Wank 

When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

Me: Jerking off
Brain: Suicide wank time
Me: "Mom! Dad! come here and quick!"

Suicide Wank by darwin (herolevi) November 19, 2019

Suicide wank chop 

Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

Suicide wank chop by Renato1 July 30, 2015

Suicide Wank Chop 

The act of doing a shot of limoncello, immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James, do you fancy a Suicide Wank Chop (#SWC)?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

Suicide Wank Chop by Renato1 August 16, 2015

assisted suicide wank 

A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!

My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!

assisted suicide wank by DopeDoge May 13, 2020

nigel suicide wank 

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

nigel suicide wank by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

nigel suicide wank 

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

nigel suicide wank by mrs tosser October 4, 2025