Skip to main content

Sumocide 

Becoming trapped between a Sumo wrestler and a hard place.
I was totally making fun of this Sumo wrestler and he totally heard me. When I tried to get away, I totally found myself trapped with my back against the wall. It was Sumocide, Totally.
Sumocide by D&D Eronus December 4, 2009
Related Words

surdocide 

Deliberate wiping out Deaf peoples and Deaf cultures but not initially* including signed languages from the face of Earth.

How? Benevolent additive means via genetic engineering in order to add hearing to Deaf peoples which transforms them and inflicts emotional, spiritual, psychic, and mental violence on our communities.
Rather than subtractive means of mass violence and killings.
Bloodless, invisible, and “painless”

*It may be possible to maintain the existence of sign languages without Deaf people, but its prolonged existence would be in serious doubt.
Oralism ideology which banned the use of sign languages also included efforts by Alexander Graham Bell to prevent Deaf to Deaf marriages which could be seen as an attempted surdocide of the Deaf people.
surdocide by Sir Deafhood March 19, 2023

sudicide 

you spelt suicide wrong, fuckface.
'man, sudicide is a bad way to go.'

"dude, its suici-"

'no u'
sudicide by howHorrifying August 18, 2018

Sumocide 

When you choose to stop going to the gym and get so fat that you die.
"This girl Felicia at my school got hella depressed and committed sumocide"

"Shit bro"

"Yeah bro she was fat as fuck"
Sumocide by G2thesecond April 10, 2023