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sucondese 

person 1: I hope I make it to sucondese when I die.
person 2: what's sucondese?
person 1: sucondese NUTS
sucondese by Cuck_buster October 11, 2021
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Sugondese 

(adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward, the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese Region's economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of the region's income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.
Guy 1 (while eating): Mmm, this is really good! What is it?

Guy 2: Sugondese food.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.
Sugondese by TheSlanguist July 31, 2018

sugondese 

A country in northern Europe very close to Sweden. Sugondese and Sweden share multiple similarities in culture that many cannot distinguish between them.
Dolan Dark: I know you are Swedish and all but there are many rumors going about that you are Sugondese
Pewdiepie: Oh weird. What is Sugondese anyway?
Dolan Dark: Sugondese nuts
Pewdiepie: (Blocks)

Sugondese 

Sugondese is the the language of the Sugondem people, residing in the northern european country of Sugona.
They're famous for the Sugondic ritual known as "bofa" where they create a circle of various legumes and nuts around someone as it's believed to cure ones afflicted with Ligma.
Person 1:I heard johnny got ligma last week
Person 2:Did he get a bofa?
Person 3:He tried, but whenever he asks people if they know anybody that speaks Sugondese they just laugh at him.
Sugondese by Argeurgargeur August 2, 2018

Sugondesemfnuts 

Commonly used when chirping another nine year old Fortnite player
Bro, you suck so you can sugondesemfnuts
Sugondesemfnuts by Merggy January 14, 2019

sugondeez 

come and sugondeez .
sugondeez by makobladez August 9, 2021
A deadly disease often contracted by twitch streamers such as Myth and Daequan, it targets the motor skills often lowers reaction times but also damages the brain beyond repair. It comes in various strains such as: Nuts, Balls, and Testes
Guy 1: Do you know how he died
Guy 2: Sugandese
Guy 1: What strain
Guy 2: Sugandese nuts
Sugandese by Harsiim July 27, 2018
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