When you swoop in to sneak a rail behind the party and there's nothing there and you look like the fucking shit brick dip shit mooching mother fucker that is you.

DId you see Mr. Fucking Hippy Shit sucking balls right there, he got "Na Dah"! What fuck tard mooch is he.

Sucking Balls by MC Skankaholic October 2, 2017

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Tripping and sucking a mans balls

When you trip and oh no suddenly you fell on your homies dick and are sucking him good

Did you hear Finn experienced Tripping and sucking a mans balls tragic isnt it?
So tragic

Tripping and sucking a mans balls by KooshBaloosh December 13, 2024

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taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.

Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie

taint sucking ball junkie by Fag Black man April 3, 2009

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Ball sucking

When one gentley suckles upon another's scrotum. The soft and wrinkly sac greatly enjoys this motion.

Jared: Wenday, please practice ball sucking on me baby cheeks.
Wendy: Hell no you sick twisted cowboy basterd. Only if you toss my salad...bitch!

Ball sucking by jackmark dawn May 6, 2006

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ball sucking

To have your partner suck on your balls too during a blowjob as a form of foreplay before sex. To have your partner suck one or both balls soft or hard to stimulate them before sex.

Jen put my balls in her mouth and gave them a good hard ball sucking during foreplay. This made them feel stimulated and ready for action.

ball sucking by all sportsman December 20, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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